signs you're getting too old to drive

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 07-Sep-2005 15:08:05

SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING TOO OLD TO DRIVE

It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something.
It scares you to drive the speed limit.
The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying glass for the
windshield.
Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
When the police pull you over, they're surprised to find out you're sober.

Post 2 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Wednesday, 07-Sep-2005 20:25:55

LOL!!!

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2005 14:12:31

LOL! hmm the same old feckers who take a week to turn a corner.good 1..

Post 4 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2005 0:16:01

what about old people who can't, or won't go to a restaurant without a cupon?